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March 28, 2004
Insult Checks
OK. Here's a brilliant idea. If only I knew the right people I could make it happen. Since this is CC licensed, you shouldn't make money without my permission.
Insult Checks
Did you ever have to pay somebody that you hate? Your check should tell them so. There could be graphics with themes like 'blood money', or 'hush money' etc. A check that conveys the message, I swear to god i wish I never had to deal with you but here's your money. Or 'here's your friggen money now shut the hell up' a very convenient one for paying bets that you lose. A check with an image of a haughty Caiphas tossing 30 pieces of silver to a grovelling Judas would be a great one. Or one with a cigar-chomping fatcat tossing a coin over his shoulder to a frail whimpering wastrel.
God I want those checks. I have to find a printer.
Posted by mbowen at March 28, 2004 11:10 AM
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Damn! Right now I have to write a check to a credit card company whom I loathe with a passion that cannot be expressed in words. I had this fantasy of sending them this check impregnated with a curse that caused the management to develop huge festering boils on their recti, boils infested with scorpion larvae.
Come to think of it, now that I've got that revenge fantasy in mind, the angry messages on the checks is kind of unsatisfying. Do you have a rubber stamp you could put in the "memo" section that says: "Refund--Bestiality Fetish and Porn Supply Co., Inc."?
Posted by: James R MacLean at March 28, 2004 08:21 PM