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December 14, 2003
Death by Stick
A group of anonymous samurai destroyed Spongebob Squarepants this morning in the normally quiet community of Redondo Beach, California.
Several of the armed rebels were captured in repose by our intrepid photojournalist. They apparently showed no remorse for their brutal attack.
I'm not sure that this Mexican tradition is being carried out properly here in the US. It's frigging dangerous. You've seen America's Funniest Videos. There is slapstick aplenty in this domestic farce. As much as I enjoy seeing television bashed, I'm not so certain that it should be more than symbolic. The destroyed remains of the Spongebob effigy is all over the front yard. 
I witnessed the entire massacre. Some might say that I was partially responsible. Yes we had an injury. As much as we tried to carefully plan and execute this event, something went wrong. In this case it was a stepped-on finger during the candy scramble.
Well, nothing is without risk.
Posted by mbowen at December 14, 2003 12:22 PM
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"You were responsible for this destrictive behavior?!" I was quite confused until the picture of the piñata loaded.
Joke's on me.
Posted by: Lauren at December 14, 2003 02:20 PM