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December 13, 2003
Nautical Nonsense
One of these days I'm going to cough up my guts blowing balloons for these damned kids of mine. Today is the day of Spongebob madness as F6 becomes F7. She has proven her acumen at subtraction and reminded me every day for three weeks exactly how many days until her birthday. Well, that means she does month conversions, so maybe I exaggerate.
Nevertheless, having found a wealth of Spongebob songs here and there, I have burned a CD with the inimitable 'F.U.N' and a smattering of other musical works of the twisted minds behind the absorbent yellow simpleton.
Plankton: I win!
SpongeBob: It's not about winning, it's about fun.
Plankton: What's that?
SpongeBob: Fun is when you, it's kinda, sorta like a, what is fun? Here, let me spell it for you. "F" is for freinds who do stuff together, "U" is for u and me, "N" is for nywher & nytime at all.
Clams: Down here in the deep blue sea!
Plankton: "F" is for fire burning the whole town, "U" is for uranium - bombs, "N" is for no survivers, when you...
SpongeBob: Plankton! Those aren't what fun's all about. Now, do it like this. "F" is for friends who do stuff toget...
Plankton: No way! That's completly idiotic!
SpongeBob: Here, let me help you. "F" is for friends who do stuff together, "U" is for you & me,...
Plankton: "N" is for nywhere & nytime at all!
Clams: Down here in the deep blue sea!
Plankton: Wait, I don't understand it. I feel all tingly inside. Can we stop?
SpongeBob: No. That's how you're suposed to feel.
Plankton: Well I like it. Let's do it again!
SpongeBob: Okay!
SpongeBob & Plankton: "F" is for frolic through all the flowers, "U" is for ukelele, "N" is for nose pickin', sharing gum & sand licking here with my best buddy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Mr. Krabs: Ahh... mutiny.
If you don't understand this, then you're not a real parent.
Posted by mbowen at December 13, 2003 02:44 PM
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