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November 08, 2003

Globalization

(off the Kwaku Network)

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with
a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
aparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an
American doctor, using Brazilian medicines! And this
is sent to you by a Canadian, using Bill Gates'
technology and you are probably reading this on one of
the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and
Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi
workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries
driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded
by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal
aliens, and finally sold to you. That, my friend, is
Globalization.

Posted by mbowen at November 8, 2003 05:03 PM

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Comments

You forgot paid for by the American taxpayers who fund all of the above.

Posted by: erp at November 10, 2003 03:59 AM

Oh come now. Di's car was not a part of an American government program.

Posted by: Cobb at November 10, 2003 08:52 AM