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October 15, 2003
American Fatwa
Right about now, Steve Bartman should be on the phone with Salman Rushdie. That's because Bartman, the infamous fan who assisted in defeating the Chicago Cubs is probably the most hated man in America at this moment. Well, the most hated man in Illinois to be sure. Unless you've been on another planet, you've heard the story. Hell even that Chinese astronaut was watching the Cubs game while he was in orbit.
My suggestion is to do something noble. Here's what I say. Let the owner of the Florida Marlins, Jeff Loria buy this guy tickets to the World Series and all-expense paid vacation somewhere remote. If he shows his face anywhere, he's going to get beat down. I'd rather it were some other way, and surely Cubs fans are used to wallowing in self-pity, but right now I'd say this guy needs a break.
Better yet, let the owner of the Cubs show some class. Naaah.
Poor slob.
Posted by mbowen at October 15, 2003 11:58 PM
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