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September 01, 2003
Pimpjuice!
It's true! This stuff comes with its own MTV cliche, apparently owned by Nelly. That's progress. Ladies and gentlemen C. Dolores Tucker is about to have a hissy fit.
Brand Overview: Pimp Juice is a healthy, non-carbonated energy drink possessing a tropical berry flavor. Pimp Juice’s artificial coloring gives it a smooth neon green glow, while its 10 % apple juice content adds a natural sweetness to its taste. Providing 100% of the body’s needed vitamin C, B2, B3, B5, B6, and B12, Pimp Juice works to increase the drinker’s energy supply. In addition, an 8 oz serving of pimp juice contains Taurine, a conditionally essential amino acid that aids the body in its absorption of nutrients needed for optimal mental and physical performance. Pimp Juice acquires its boost from Guarana, an all-natural tropical ingredient. When roasted, its seeds produce stimulating effects similar to caffeine. Pimp Juice also includes 250 mg of D-Ribose and approximately 140 calories per serving. Pimp Juice represents the new and improved energy drink for today’s active and health conscious consumer. The use of caffeine has allowed the competition to adequately address the energy needs of their consumers. However, Pimp Juice employs Guarana to match this feature and goes a step further to provide the nutrients needed to maintain this high level of function. Furthermore, Pimp Juice is non-carbonated which makes it ideal for demanding sports and intense workouts.
Posted by mbowen at September 1, 2003 05:31 PM
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i want to know were i can get some pimp juice.....i havnt been able to find it anywere
Posted by: dan franke at October 19, 2003 10:01 AM
U suck so much pussy cuz your a jelious lill son of a bitch who is really desprat and girls watch out he just wants ur pussy nothin else he doesnt care he is a bastard and i hate his guts
Posted by: dodosiaas at October 19, 2003 03:12 PM
Lauren u know u want him but cant admitt it if i were u i would stay clear a way from him cus he is a jelious ass
Posted by: april at October 19, 2003 03:15 PM
WHERE THE HELL DO U FIND THE DRINK?
Posted by: ~B~ at December 13, 2003 04:53 PM